Ingredients
Method
The Method (AKA How to Become a Morning Hero)
Step 1: Get Your Act Together
- Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). Line a 12-cup muffin tin with paper liners or give it a good spray with cooking oil.
- This is not the time to test fate – nobody wants muffins welded to their pan.
Step 2: The Mash-Up
- In a large bowl, mash that banana like your day depends on it.
- Whisk in the egg, vanilla, almond milk, maple syrup, and Greek yogurt until everything's playing nicely together.
- A few lumps are fine – we're going for rustic charm, not baby food.
Step 3: The Dry Squad
- In another bowl, combine the oats, baking powder, cinnamon, and salt.
- Give it a good stir – this is where the magic happens.
Step 4: The Marriage
- Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and fold together until just combined.
- Here's where most people mess up: don't overmix!
- Treat this batter like a new relationship – gentle and don't overthink it.
Step 5: The Customization
- If you're adding toppings (and why wouldn't you?), fold them in now.
- About 1/2 to 3/4 cup total should do it.
Step 6: The Commitment
- Divide the batter evenly among your muffin cups.
- They should be about 2/3 full – any more and you'll have muffin-top overflow (the baking kind, not the wardrobe malfunction).
Step 7: The Transformation
- Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean or with just a few moist crumbs.
- Your kitchen will smell like happiness.
Step 8: The Patience Test
- Let them cool in the pan for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack.
- This is the hardest part – the waiting.
- But trust the process.
Notes
Nutritional Breakdown (Per Muffin, Plain Version)
Because knowing what fuel you're putting in your body is part of being a functional adult:- Calories: 95
- Protein: 4g (hello, sustained energy!)
- Carbohydrates: 17g
- Fat: 1.5g
- Sugar: 7g (naturally occurring from banana and maple syrup)
- Fiber: 2g
