Foolproof Homemade Pizza Dough

“That Won’t Judge You for Eating the Whole Pie”
Ahhh, pizza dough… la base di tutto! You want to make it from scratch? Bravo! You’ve already made the best decision of your life (besides choosing olive oil over margarine—mamma mia, what were you thinking?).
This dough is simple, honest, and beautiful—like a Nonna’s Sunday pasta. You don’t need fancy tools or a wood-fired oven (although if you have one, invite me over). All you need is a little love, patience, and your two hands.

Ingredients
Method
- In a big bowl, mix lukewarm water, instant yeast, and honey.
- Stir and wait 5 minutes.
- If the yeast starts to dance and bubble like it’s in Napoli on a Friday night, you’re golden.
- Add flour and salt, mix with a spoon—or better, your hands!
- Add olive oil and knead like you're massaging life into it.
- 6–8 minutes by hand, or use a stand mixer if you're feeling fancy.
- Put the dough in a lightly oiled bowl.
- Cover with a clean towel and let it rise for 60 minutes, or until it doubles.
- If it doesn't rise, it’s not the dough—it’s your room temperature.
- Or maybe you forgot the yeast. Either way, forgive yourself. Try again.
- Once it’s puffed up and proud, punch it down gently.
- Roll it out to your desired thickness. You like it thin and crispy? Bellissimo. Thick and chewy? Va bene!
Notes
Nutrition Facts (per serving, based on 4 servings)
| Nutrient | Amount |
|---|---|
| Calories | 250 kcal |
| Protein | 6 g |
| Carbohydrates | 46 g |
| Sugars | 2 g |
| Fat | 4 g |
| Saturated Fat | 0.5 g |
| Fiber | 1.5 g |
| Sodium | 300 mg |
🍷 A Few Final Words (With Love)
Listen to me. Life is too short for bad crust. You don’t need to be born in Sicily or train under a master pizzaiolo. You just need this recipe, a hot oven, and passion.
So pour yourself a glass of red, turn on some Andrea Bocelli, and make pizza like you mean it. The dough is your canvas. You are the artist. And tonight, dinner is your masterpiece.
Mangia bene, ride spesso, ama molto.
(Eat well, laugh often, love much.)
